Brother 1 :Eh didi...di...Eh ah neh neh..

Mamak :Eh hello,boss what you want to eat boss?

Brother 1 :ah... er.. what you haf ar?

Mamak :Eh... what you want to eat? we have Nasi Goreng ,Mee Goreng ,eemm.. roti
pratta.. whatchiu want to eat?

Brother 1 :Er... you gimme one nasi goreng ah... with pork

Mamak :Ello sir . Very sorry to tell you we RK house never sell any pork over here..
No pork at all

Brother2 :Ehh...you order ,you order,you order

Brother 1 :No pork ?

Brother 1 :Murtabak ..you got what murtabak ar...?

Mamak :Murtabak ... we haf.. muttom murtabak.You want the small one ... big one
or medium one?The small one only $5 valllllyyy cheap..

Brother 1 :I want er... big one ... ahh.. murtabak... wif.. pork ...

Mamak :Eh..hallo boss I tell you we never sell any pork ?! You dun try to come here
disturd me I tell you .. we no pork at all

Brother 1 :So you all Halal no pork ar ?

Mamak :Yes , we halal , Rk house all halal ... All the thing no pork . You want the-
NO..nothing pork , no pork at all.

Brother 1 :No pork at all ... ? You gimme... ..Mee Goreng....

Mamak :Mee Goreng putaya sir?

Brother 1 :Yes.. Mee Goreng . Not pataya. With pork ...

Mamak :ELLO! SIR I TELL YOU NO PORK AT ALL ! MEE GORENG ONLY GOT
PATAYA.NO PORK I TELL YOU TRY YO DUSTURB ME ONE MORE TIME I
TELL YOU I CALL THE POLICE I TELL YOU.

Brother 1 :Eh.. you .. sell..TomYam sup sup?

Mamak :Yes we got sup. We got ayam sup,We got the TomYam sup.. What sup do
you want sir?

Brother 1 :I want pig intestine ....

Mamak :Ello ! SIR ! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU.MY SUP HERE NO
PORK... NO PORK ... NO PORK UNDERSTAND?!!! NO
PORK !!! !!! !!! !!!

Brother 1 :Ok ok no pork , no pork We understnad that. ok?


Mamak :ONE MORE TIME . YOU ORDER PORK ... I REALLY CALL THE
POLICE I TELL you...

BROTHER 1 :Er... You gimme..............................Nasi Babi........

Mamak :ELLO!!! SIR!!!! I TELL YOU NO PORK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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